Letter of thanks

Dear Dustin,
Thank you for making my friend a beaming bundle of joy. I approve of your relationship completely, even though you are practically near retirement age. Also, I appreciate your quirky sense of humor. For example, you told our hostess at the pizza place the wrong last name and you told our sales associate at the clothing store that you were my friend's brother. All this for a laugh!

It is sweet how you buy everything. You took us out to eat, took us ice skating, and took us to the mall. In addition, you even bought my girl a complete outfit. I must say, you are the perfect gentleman and you treat her like a royal princess. Frankly though, I just wanted to tell you that I enjoy your presence. Thank you for being alive!


Your friend,
Kayla